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Sat Aug 9, 2008, 4:11 AM
Choose Ten of your OCs (or people you think are insanely cool). If you don't have ten OCs then use the little voices in your head. (that always seems to work for me)
1. Xepher
2. Harou (>>' so what if he's not mine?)
3. Ashasuni
4. Tone
5. Heiyu
6. Inu Sasha
7. Zuka
8. Ankoku
9. Kissu
10. Ryoku (again he's not mine. but he's the sex)

1.) so....4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's radioactivity?

Ash: o-o X3 this is goodddddd -keeps on eating--is glowing-
Tone: >>; -is ten feet from Ash-
Kissu: >D -steals pie from ash-

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?

Zuka: No. But if you give me twenty sleeping girls, I'll be good and do it.

Harou: o-o D: mommy! Zuka is being a rapist again!



4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! what does 6 say?

Ryoku: :3
Sasha: >3 -tackles--sexes-

(he was already kinda gay XD)

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them survive?

Sasha: o-o -screams bloody murder--drowns-
Ash: -jumps off--lands on the water- >> -is standing on it- I win

6.) After Jumping off of the waterfall, would 6 be stupid enough to do it again?

Sasha: X-X -is dead-

7.) If x = 7+3 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?

Ash is with Zuka, but is currently raping Ryoku.


8.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. you can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you choose?

:3 I choose......Ash-lands on Ash-
Ash: o-o >>' hello?

9.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?

Tone: >3 -is still pouring cyanide in the lemonade-

10.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?

._. wow
Heiyu: o-o D: no, that is freaking shota! ewwwwww
11.) Is nny hot?

o-o wtf

12.) If 10 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 3 do?

As: -points and laughs at-
Ryoku: X-X

13.) If 3 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 10 do?

Ryoku: >D -points an laughs at-

14.) Now lets say that they were both mauled by said hippopotamus. What would they do?

Ash: >> -eats the hippo--is already considered rabid-
Ryoku: X-X -dead-

15.) Now lets say that the hippopotamus remarked that 10 tasted like mustard. What would 3 say?

Ash: o-o -takes a bite out of ryoku- hey! you are right!

16.) If 7 was sat on by a rabid hippopotamus, would 1 laugh?

>> probably not. the little one would try to help him

17.) Everyone throws 5 a surprise birthday party. The surprise? It's not 5's birthday. What happens?

Heiyu: -walks in the room-
Everyone: :3 SURPRISE!
Heiyu: D< -walks out-

>> she doesn't have a birthday

18.) 4 becomes a rabid hippopotamus and begins to chew up 3. Does 3 survive?

>> yea. he never dies.

19.) 7 challenges 2 to a wood-eating contest. Why?

Zuka: >3 I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL OF WOOD!
Harou: ._. mommy said I couldn't talk to you. byebye -walks off-

20.) If 5 suddenly gained a third eye that allowed them to see into the future, what would 8 do?
Heiyu: ._.
Ankoku: Don't worry. You were ugly anyways
Heiyu: D< -stabstab-

21) 2 kills 1 for no apparent reason. 3 goes into spiralling depression because of this. How does 6 comforts 3?
First off, Xepher and Harou are like best friends and Xepher would probably eat him before Harou killed him. Plus, Sasha would be the one in depression and Ash would be the one laughing.
22) Everybody transforms into rabid hippopotamuses except for 7. Does 7 feel lucky or left out?

Zuka: -is raping sleeping girls- whut?

23) 8 confesses their love to 3. What does 3 do?
Ash: wtf is wrong with you?

24) 1,2,3 and 4 all decide to start a band. 1 wants to name it "The rabid Hippopotamuses". 2 wants to name it "The artichokes". 3 wants to name it "The rolling stones" and 4 couldn't care less about the name. What do they do to resolve this?

Ash: D< -kills all=

25) 8 and 9 switch bodies. Describe what happens:

Ankoku: ._. I hate you
Kissu: well, I now look like a freak so stfu

26) 4 walks into their new school to find that all the students are zombies. What do they do?
Tone: -takes out shootgun- >3

28) 3 is being held captive by Tarzan and his rabid hippopotamus army. What do 4 and 7 do to rescue him?

They won't do anything. They hate Ash.
ASh: ;~; but I'm love.
No, that's Ehina.
Ash: D< I hate that bitch!

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Alright. Good weapons anyone?

Fri Jul 18, 2008, 5:54 PM
I have a few questions and this is mostly up to you people. I need a list of weapons for this club[ Org-Infinity] and weapons are a big part of it.
I have like one. But its odd. A contact solution bottle :3. >>' But I never said what was in the bottle. So...:3 any ideas? And no swords or shit like that. And it can't be taken by another weapon.

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>> my characters are fucked up

Mon Jun 16, 2008, 2:02 PM
Character Quiz

Rules:
1. Pick six of your personal characters (originals, fan characters, personas, etc...).
2. Number them one through six.
3. Answer the following questions with each character's personality in mind.
4. Pass the quiz on by tagging one of your friends' characters (this character must be in the list of character used on the quiz).

Characters:
1.Inu Sasha
2.Ashasuni
3.Tone
4.Mascurade
5.Xepher
6. Zuka

Questions:

1. What would happen if one and two ever met while shopping?
Ashasuni would probably glomp Inu Sasha from behind and then proceed to drag him into a closet and rape him with a bowling pin ((>>;))

2. How long could two and three stand being around one another?
Ashasuni would probably end up sexing Tone after about an hour, but Tone would stab Ashasuni after about thirty minutes on his whining/humping.

3. Have three and five ever dated? Would they ever consider dating?
D: Xepher is only five years old and Tone is his older brother. Jesus Fuck, I doubt Tone would steep down as low as fucking children. However, if this was Ashasuni we are talking about.....

4. Could four and six be friends if they ever met?
Mas-Mas would be terrified of Zuka, Zuka, after all, is a pretty scary guy with his sexing-women-in-their-sleep issue XD

5. If five and one were in a story together, what would the plot be?
>> Well, they are mother and son so.....I don't know. Probably something to do with Ashasuni trying to kill Xepher and then Sasha so he can be a god again.

6. Sharing ice cream sundaes and chatting, what would the conversation be like between two, four, and six?
Ash: :'D -is licking strawberry ice cream from banana spilt- THIS IS BETTER THEN SEX!
Zuka: D: How dare you!
Mas: o-o -is slinking away slowly-
Zuka/Ash: COME BACK!
Mas: D< -digs finger nails into Ash's arm--rips off skin--wears it as a mask-
Ash: o-o :'D I LIKE JOO!-clings-

7. Six and five move in together, how would they get along?
Honestly, I have no clue. Zuka would probably sell Xepher for some whores.

8. One and four meet up with three and five. Soon, they are arguing and fighting, who wins?
Well, Inu Sasha and Mascurade would beat Tone's and Xepher's ass on a good day, however, Sasha wouldn't ever touch his sons and he would probably be killed by Mascurade. So, honestly, I don't know.

9. The television is on and four and five are fighting over the remote, who would win?
Well.....Mascurade would probably rip off Xepher's face and then go around masquerading at him.

10. If three saw one kissing six, what would they think?
Tone: 0-0 D: DO NOT WANT!

11. Two comes along a bridge, whistling while he/she walks, what are they whistling?
Blood by MCR

12. While walking along the before-mentioned bridge, two spots five talking to three. Does two continue walking or do they stop to talk to five and three?
>> I doubt Ash would be one to actually talk to them.....but he might steal Xepher and eat him.

13. What are five and three talking about on that bridge?
Xepher: D: I WANT THAT CANDY!
Tone: >>' No. Now shut up.
Xepher: D: TTTT---TTTT I'll tell Mommy you are being mean!

14. Driving through the city streets, four turns to three and tells them their personal, darkest secret, how does three react? (to four's personal secret)
o-o Mas can drive?
Mas: :'D Not at all. -has a bag of faces over shoulder-
>>

15. Back to the bridge, pretend that two stopped to talk to five and three (even if you had them walk on by). While two, three, and five stand beside the railing, talking about the latest celebrity gossip, one, four, and six run by, screaming at the top of their lungs. What do two, three, and five do?
Ash, Tone, and Xepher would probably stare at them and then go on with their talking.

16. What are one, four, and six running from?
Well, Zuka is chasing Mas and Sasha.

17. Now, tag one of your friends' characters, don't forget to let them know!
>>

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>> WHF is wrong with my life?

Sun Jun 15, 2008, 11:21 AM
Level 1
( x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 8

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet (just friends)
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 12

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 17

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party (does apple jewce count?))
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x ) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 22

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 27

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 28

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
() Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 31

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 34

Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 35

Level 14
(x ) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 40

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 44

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
() Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 48

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 51

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
() Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 54

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( x) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 59

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" ((XD))
(x) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 63

Level 22
(x)Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 67

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( x)Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 71

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
() Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 74

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 76

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 81

Level 27
(x)Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 85

Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x)Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House ((XD what my parents do every weekend))

SO FAR: 90

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 94

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 99

Level 32
(x ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 103

Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things

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>D TOAST

Mon May 26, 2008, 4:52 PM
go to urbandictionary.com, and type in your answer to each question in the search box, once you get the definition, copy and paste it under your answer.

1. Your name?
:Erin:

1. Ireland.
2. A person's, mostly girl's, name.


2. the part of the day people should hate.
:waking up:
>D not defined yet
2. Main Nickname?
:Inu or Sasha or Master or Uke:
Inu:
A classification of paedophiles; Canado-Asian children with an interest in children. ((o-o))
Sasha:Short for Alexandra or Alexander
Master: The dominant person in a D/s or BDSM relationship. Also refered to as the Top, Dom, Domme.
Uke:
The Japanese term for the partner on the bottom. Used in conjunction with seme and yaoi.


3. Relationship status?
:dating:

socially acceptable form of prostitution.

4. You describe your best friends as?
:fucktards:

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
5. What should you be doing?
:Homework:
:
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth. :
6. Favorite Fast Food?
:ew:

a universal term to describe something that is hard to look at and/or grotesque in nature

in all accordences it shall however not be use as a direct term to describe the great human being that is Brad


7. Home State/Province?
:Texas:
Texas is the home of the playas and pimps.

9. One word to describe yourself .
:lulz:
Anonymous gets BIG lulz from pulling random pranks!

10. Your best friends:

:Maddie:
The act of not showering for long periods of time, or letting things grow mold and fest.


11. Current significant other?
: THIS IS SPARTA!:

The greatest cry ever shouted in the history of the universe, only to be shouted directly before delivering a kick to the sternum over a large, seemingly endless pit that has no logical reason for being there but looks really, really, awesome.

12. Last person you messaged?
:ummmm paul?:

To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.

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